CHICS BEFORE DICKS 🍆

Why do we tear each other down🙄,

When we know how hard it gets to prove our worth,

So why fight another woman when there’s enough room to for all of us queens and our crowns to shine, why do we make it such a competition, when we can get together and make the world ours,💯

Queens we possess more power and influence than we know. We are a fucking wave 🌊 Too bad we are busy tearing each other apart,

I mean i experience the same spectrum of things as you do, from periods, to cramps, to chauvinistic ideas, to carrying the weight of the world on our backs 😭, to having to prove that you’re more than a pretty face and thicc thighs so why add to it🙄

To make it worse we stup so low to fight over, people who’s slogan is BROS before HOES 😂😂 they’re not hesitating to flaunt that they will always hold their BROS end..while we are here removing jewels, one little secret! the Bros don’t find it cool sure it’ll pump their egos knowing they tore the sisterhood apart ..but when its time for their boys club, sisters you’re the laughing stock..😂😂and these niggas are nasty 😂💯😈

But honestly I’m with them on this

We NEED to stop being our own enemies,

For the older ones mentor us..give us the mwakenya to life,😌 we need the life hacks, we can’t deal with mens lies and female tear downs,,😭😭🤪

Let’s do better,, before I join the boys 🙉💯

EYE CANDY

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of pastries.,the cream😋😋the toppings..it’s all sweet a little heaven of everything nice.

That’s the same exact thing with guys. And their sweet words, they literally give you heaven..you build castles in your head 😂😂wait you even set the wedding day😂in your head.,

And that’s how they score,.

Guys it’s good we love hearing we are beautiful, and you want us, and you’ll give us everything we desire, that you’ll be different, and nice, bluh bluh😈 trust me we melt..and get excited.. stupid excited infact.. jittery and all over the place🙉🙉

Problem comes in when it’s time for the actions, and this is where the chaff gets separated., 🙄

Most of y’all are all talk and no show 🙄

Now before you come for my neck.,

There are these Kings 💞that will actually give you the flowers you like, the dates you want, the cute little things and these are the Kings you ladies should settle for, because trust me: MEN ACT RIGHT FOR THE WOMEN THEY WANT💯 take a step back and just watch..and those are the Kings that deserve loyalty, cute gifts #yes men love being spoiled 🤩💯# , THee 🥥🥥, the correct arch,😉 because he makes you happy.,he deserves the motivation in plenty,

And yes we have our traumas, I do too, but today someone told me that letting my traumas guide me will actually mislead me🙃I honestly didn’t like how I felt accepting that the past is just that, the past.., give the present a chance. And yes they will tell you you’re beautiful, because bitch you are,😍💋and they will want you, because who doesn’t a beautiful good thing😉 and you’ll hear it over and over again., But only believe those who show it,

Because: ACTIONS MAKE THE MAN🥂😘

Give yourself some TLC 😍💯!!

Right after college and you’re out here full spirited ready for the world 😂, looking forward to a good job because after all, you were always told get a good degree and the doors will open. Then you are here in the “real world”.,its a bed of roses in the beginning because you are not in such a hurry anyway and you feel like you deserve some rest, after toiling so hard the past 4 years or whatever year it was.

Weeks turn into months if waiting and hoping, of hearing your friends getting it., Moving out.and at that time

Quarter Life Crisis hits at it’s worst,

Let’s get familiar with the whole concept, QLC is a fundamental stage in life and everyone goes through it and its perfectly okay. It happens mostly through your 20s, and you’re in and out of self doubt, anger,, frustraion, feeling lost, scared, confused.

Tbh, I’m here in this stage, and its frustrating AF, most of the time I find myself questioning why I wanted to grow up so fast, to finish school, I’m constantly questioning if the big dreams I had as a kid were just that, dreams, real world is no joke, it’s also not that bad either,

It’s just that there are days, alot of them, when I feel all these things. And yes I’m currently interning somewhere, #and I know most of y’all will be out here with your loud mouths, of you’re very lucky most people don’t have what you have, kazi ni kazi bullshit., And I get all that., People have to start somewhere, and yes I am so grateful for the opportunity because I’m learning alot about the job and myself, and it’s waay better than just staying at home in my thoughts, that would be waaay worse,

So yes it’s okay to doubt and feel lost, to struggle between wanting intimacy a solitude, it’s the time you struggle to find what career path makes your heart Happy, you know that job that you can’t wait to wake up for, and can’t get your hands off once you start, yes baby you will get there☺️ and QLC will remain to be a phase,

If it gets too overwhelming at some point try these few tips and see how it goes,

1. Talk about it with your peers, you’ll get to see you’re not the only one feeling stuck, and you’ll probably end u laughing about it at some point

2. Get a side hustle. Especially if you’re working somewhere and you feel unfulfilled most of the time, find something to channel your frustrations and anger to,

3. Tell yourself it’s normal

Everyone went through it.,and more will go through it, so just know it’s a transition, you remember the time you wanted to quit school so bad, but you still went through and now y’all laugh about it,. 😂yes, that’s QLC for you too

4. Give yourself some TLC

Celebrate your small goals more,

Live each day at a time, instead of worrying too much about your future,

Cut off negativity especially people who will put you down and invalidate your feelings.,instead find people you share interests with and spend time with them.

So Yes love yourself more, work on yourself..everyone has their personal journey and we will never be the same.

Listen to Why Georgia and Landslides . These are true proof that’s it’s all normal, loves

We will style up so good💅 after this crisis🌊

Cheers 🥂

All I really want is;

To be your first call when things go good and bad,

To trust that you have my back and you will stand by the promises you make.

The truth in this world full of pretence and hypocrisy,

To be the Halo that illuminates on your darkest days, to bring calm to you storms

To not make a fool of myself when I think about the future we could have

Your embrace, it has a way of making things right, dark days bright, and heavy burdens just a stage,

That the nights we spend will be ours that no one will explore your body like I do, that they wont have your attention easily

All I want is you to know that I have been through hell and back. That I fight battles you know nothing about every damn day, that I cry even when I smile, that not all “I’m okay” are usually true

The thoughts of me to make you smile and give you good memories,

to have you in my corner even when we fight, our loyalty remains,

I want your heart to be mine, yes I am possessive, and sensitive, and hard headed, and that, that wont stop you from loving me any less

to be treated like the grown up im becoming, that I will have your truth, that I will know when dynamics change, that I will not give everything to someone who doesn’t even need it

All I want is to go back in time, to change the fact that I met you, that I even got excited at the sight of you, that you were once my favorite notification, that I gave myself to you, with everything, but since I cant all I want is to get past it, to forget how much I hate you now, to forget that you were ever my favorite, to not feel a damn thing when I see you, to even ignore your presence,

to be numb, to all the feelings you arise in me. I hate you as much as I liked you,
I want you to know that you I gave in to you, because you seemed different, but now I see that; I wanted you to be different

No I needed you to be different because I would be damned if;

I chose wrong again,

if I picked a common hoe and gave him my pearls,

if I was just another name in his long list of conquests,

I was that stupid to not see he was full of shit,

If I had to piece myself back together after I’m in a million pieces like shattered glass

Good thing is,

The pain was a good lesson,

Not a really pleasant one but good enough 💯

Pick your match

Do you ever want your sex back from someone, and not just sex..like everything, give me back every good deed I gave you., Just the other day we were having a talk with a few friends..on body counts,😅😂notice how different the trend is when you come to think of it closely..,despite you having a type Kuna wale tu..utapea free pass for various reasons,

The worst ones are those that come with masked intentions, saying all the right words, doing all the right things., Only for them to just shit on every good intention you had..like yoh..I was coming to make your life all good and definitely bust a few nuts in the process but who the hell do you think you are to do me dirty like this,

What was all that effort for in the beginning , why the fuck did you let me trip this far only for you to show me that you are a community how using good intention to get your way🤮

There are plenty of hoes out here who will just fuck you for money..then you bust your nut and take your dark soul with you, or find someone as ill conceited as you.,

PS; this goes out to both guys and girls..waschana uku nje mnaonyesha vijana mambo..so if you are not ready for good people with good intentions to bring the sprinkles of joy into your lives, DO NOT EVEN MAKE THE FIRST ATTEMPT, because you won’t give back their good intentions,

TAKE YOUR DEMONS to the BOTTOM PITS OF HELL instead.

Nuts 🥥☔

Coming from a sexual woman , yes I said it 🙄very sexual in all senses!😋

Women sometimes just want to fuck, we are more sexual than most men..we just know how to tone it down#sometimes😉. Other times we really just want to be wild, to bring the nasty freaky thoughts to life, honestly most times women#atleast the most I know, fuck entirely for their own pleasure which is a really good thing, the amount of inappropriate thoughts we have, daang..could run a whole Brazzers site for a while without any hitches😂

And it’s perfectly okay..most men will be out here running their mouths about how unlady like it is to love sex but they are the same men that want a freak in the sheets , they are the same men that want random nudes an sexts just because their girl is all horny and really just wants to burst a few nuts, sometimes all she really wants is to suck your soul so good you literally see stars,

So baby girl if he can’t match up to you freak then let him stay with the girls doing missionary!

Go get that lingerie, send him that nude to get him all messed up through that day😅😂 explore your mind,fuck him in all the positions, he’s your bitch so yes you’re his daddy😋

And guys we know you love it don’t even pretend😘

Go feed your soul💦 get that cardio and be out here unapologetically glowing#love your freak😈#

Ready, Go

Hello hello hello!!!!
Being a bright day, with the sun in the horizon, the sky lit and blue and clear. What a perfect day and mood, too bad im just about to lament over the usual irresponsible leaders and theirskill for bad choices. Just a few days ago, I saw that there was a tender advertised to supply charcoal to state house. Just when we are out here lobbying for the environment and its conservation, the state gives leagal authority to destroy what we have remaining just for charcoal, I mean what happened to switching to renewable sources of energy. We now have briquettes that are very efficient, environmental friendly and cost effective as well, forget about the cost lets talk about the source of energy.
Why couldn’t companies making briquettes get the tender, to show that indeed we want to save mother nature!!!talk about preaching water and drinking shots, the decision makers are failing us, I mean we already have to deal with the plastic menace, Coal, waste management cant we just start somewhere with the obvious trees.
Haha ooh adding to the injury, yesterday there was a news highlight about the ogiek destroying the mau. If at all you believe that they are the main cause of deforestation and not the secret under deals that are cut on the same high tables, sending loggers to chop in the we hours of the night then think again my friends, tunafungwa macho tu, like they do with all the other scandals. Who are these people we elected, and who are these people they appointed..,
I honestly wish there would be a plague to wipe out their incompetent, self-absorbed asses out. We need change and if we cant rule ourselves then yes to colonization, because what the fuck!!!!
Trash my friends in all ways possible, they are trash. Having cows mowing in the is better than listening to these legislators who only agree when it comes to increament of their salaries, and the worst part is they will actually get it, while millions of youths are out here jobless also because the same old folks wamekatalia kwa offices, when healthcare is an issue having people detained in hospitals because they cant pay bills, we have people living in shanties they cant afford housing and it’s the sazme fuckers out here yelling wanjiku this wanjiku that, they come to barazas and harambees only to give yall 100 shillings when they are out here looting hundreds of millions, and what do we do, we elect them give them custody of everything we toil for, everything we have hoped for.
We elect the same thieves, who sweet talk us using the same things we hope for to get them elected only for them to go get the things they have been hoping for. Kenyans we are CLOWNS!!repeat after me I am CLOWN. We let tribalism influence us in the way we chose our leaders without looking at the records, heck with our trend we could chose convicted criminals to handle our finances, let’s clown it all. We are no better than the leaders we choose. And we keep asking where do they get the audacity well my people they get from us, because if someone can have multi million scandals as a CS only to elect them as governors we have shown we really don’t care, let them impose taxes on us, let them get the salary increments, let us pay for their useless tours and benchmarking. Its until we actually grow up and become sensible that this will stop. Then and only then will the ones vying know they have to perform, create jobs, ensure universal healthcare is exactly that, universal, and education is quality, and our youths are empowered. Lets have a revolution no we NEED a revolution. Let them know sisi sio tichio(tissue)!!!!
Let us have a fixed salary and allowances for these fuckers, that when they vie they will know exactly what they are getting. They all vie and spend money however during elections because they know we will pay them back with our taxes our hard earned money. We do all the work the crooks get all the pay.
2022 is the one chance we have to change this, the kamwana shenanigan tanga tanga and kieleweke, has to stop. We want team KAZI. And if that’s not it then whats the point of voting in 2022. Let them go to parliament and decide who takes it. NONSENSE!!!!!

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